Rum, Sodomy and the Lash

pirated from Jim Behrle & elsewhere

0. buttfuck? press-ganged
1. ruthlessly kidnapped drunk for
2. much of the time on
3.
4. savagely punished
5. Sodomy punishable
6. by death transvestite
7.
8. punishable by
9. death transvestite lesbians
10. keen on finding a
11.
12. is misleading fair
13. amount about sodomy
14. little, too little,
15.
16. about sodomy
17. little, too little, about
18. the lash nothing at
19.
20. little, about the
21. lash nothing at all about
22. the kill-devil rum
23.
24. the kill-devil rum
25. phrase meant so sneeringly to
26. summarize pirate
27.
28. meant so sneeringly
29. to summarize pirate came
30. to be portrayed as
31.
32. so sneeringly to
33. summarize pirate came to
34. be portrayed as both
35.
36. portrayed as both the
37. criminal romanticized
38. antihero par
39.
40. late seventeenth and
41. early eighteenth-century
42. England sodomy
43.
44. eighteenth-century
45. England sodomy among
46. pirates (for which there
47.
48. pirates (for which there
49. is little evidence in
50. any case) than in
51.
52. any case) than in
53. the homoeroticism
54. of their way of life
55.
56. hypermasculine
57. antihero" of modern
58. popular culture
59.
60. masculinity
61. certainly has something to
62. do with the pirate's
63.
64. has something to do
65. with the pirate's standing in
66. popular culture
67.
68. dancing with death sea
69. chantey shanty ol’ ships in
70. the day Many of
71.
72. with death sea chantey
73. shanty ol’ ships in the day
74. Many of them are
75.
76. sea chantey shanty
77. ol’ ships in the day Many
78. of them are really
79.
80. in the day Many
81. of them are really filthy
82. very beautiful
83.
84. day Many of them
85. are really filthy very
86. beautiful pirate
87.
88. of them are really
89. filthy very beautiful
90. pirate ballad is
91.
92. are really filthy
93. very beautiful pirate
94. ballad is a song
95.
96. very beautiful
97. pirate ballad is a song
98. telling a tale Blood
99.
100. pirate ballad is
101. a song telling a tale Blood
102. Red Roses mere PRAT
103.
104. is a song telling
105. a tale Blood Red Roses mere
106. PRAT at age Yoko
107.
108. song telling a tale
109. Blood Red Roses mere PRAT at
110. age Yoko Ono
111.
112. Blood Red Roses mere
113. PRAT at age Yoko Ono
114. basically appealed
115.
116. PRAT at age Yoko
117. Ono basically appealed
118. to teenage boys with
119.
120. Ono basically
121. appealed to teenage boys with
122. lots of acne and
123.
124. appealed to teenage
125. boys with lots of acne and
126. no girlfriends Popeye
127.
128. teenage boys with lots
129. of acne and no girlfriends
130. Popeye cartoons call
131.
132. lots of acne and
133. no girlfriends Popeye cartoons
134. call response sound of
135.
136. of acne and no
137. girlfriends Popeye cartoons call
138. response sound of chains,
139.
140. no girlfriends Popeye
141. cartoons call response sound of
142. chains, it sounded like
143.
144. cartoons call response
145. sound of chains, it sounded like
146. a bunch of drunken
147.
148. call response sound of
149. chains, it sounded like a bunch
150. of drunken mental
151.
152. chains, it sounded like
153. a bunch of drunken mental
154. patients singing “Go
155.
156. sounded like a bunch
157. of drunken mental patients
158. singing “Go down ya
159.
160. of drunken mental
161. patients singing “Go down ya
162. blood red roses Go
163.
164. patients singing “Go
165. down ya blood red roses Go
166. Down!” sea chanteys were
167.
168. singing “Go down ya
169. blood red roses Go Down!” sea
170. chanteys were kind of
171.
172. ya blood red roses
173. Go Down!” sea chanteys were kind
174. of an early form
175.
176. blood red roses Go
177. Down!” sea chanteys were kind of
178. an early form of
179.
180. red roses Go Down!”
181. sea chanteys were kind of an
182. early form of punk
183.
184. Go Down!” sea chanteys
185. were kind of an early form
186. of punk some Bozo
187.
188. Down!” sea chanteys were
189. kind of an early form of
190. punk some Bozo to
191.
192. chanteys were kind of
193. an early form of punk some
194. Bozo to spearhead
195.
196. kind of an early
197. form of punk some Bozo to
198. spearhead “heave ho boys
199.
200. early form of punk
201. some Bozo to spearhead “heave
202. ho boys heave away”
203.
204. Australia Baby
205. Gramps like Mr. Natural
206. “Cape Cod Girls” that he’d
207.
208. Natural “Cape Cod
209. Girls” that he’d been singing for
210. years “Old Man of the
211.
212. “Cape Cod Girls” that he’d
213. been singing for years “Old Man
214. of the Sea” “Dead Horse”
215.
216. Cod Girls” that he’d been
217. singing for years “Old Man of
218. the Sea” “Dead Horse” the
219.
220. that he’d been singing
221. for years “Old Man of the Sea”
222. “Dead Horse” the great Jack
223.
224. he’d been singing for
225. years “Old Man of the Sea” “Dead
226. Horse” the great Jack Shit
227.
228. been singing for years
229. “Old Man of the Sea” “Dead Horse”
230. the great Jack Shit went
231.
232. singing for years “Old
233. Man of the Sea” “Dead Horse” the
234. great Jack Shit went in
235.
236. years “Old Man of the
237. Sea” “Dead Horse” the great Jack Shit
238. went in the backroom
239.
240. “Old Man of the Sea”
241. “Dead Horse” the great Jack Shit went
242. in the backroom with
243.
244. Man of the Sea” “Dead
245. Horse” the great Jack Shit went in
246. the backroom with a
247.
248. Sea” “Dead Horse” the great
249. Jack Shit went in the backroom
250. with a cd “Long
251.
252. “Dead Horse” the great Jack
253. Shit went in the backroom with
254. a cd “Long Time
255.
256. great Jack Shit went in
257. the backroom with a cd
258. “Long Time Ago” with
259.
260. Jack Shit went in the
261. backroom with a cd “Long
262. Time Ago” with some
263.
264. in the backroom with
265. a cd “Long Time Ago”
266. with some house band full
267.
268. the backroom with a
269. cd “Long Time Ago” with
270. some house band full of
271.
272. a cd “Long Time
273. Ago” with some house band full
274. of meat. The hellish
275.
276. “Long Time Ago” with
277. some house band full of meat. The
278. hellish conditions
279.
280. Ago” with some house
281. band full of meat. The hellish
282. conditions under
283.
284. some house band full of
285. meat. The hellish conditions
286. under which seamen
287.
288. band full of meat. The
289. hellish conditions under
290. which seamen worked, the
291.
292. conditions under
293. which seamen worked, the brutal
294. rule of captains and
295.
296. the brutal rule of
297. captains and officers, the
298. lousy and often
299.
300. rule of captains and
301. officers, the lousy and
302. often scanty food,
303.
304. often scanty food,
305. scurvy, dysentery, the
306. poverty wages,
307.
308. various pretexts
309. kidnapping good proportion
310. of pirates ended
311.
312. pretexts kidnapping
313. good proportion of pirates
314. ended up on the
315.
316. of pirates ended
317. up on the gallows half the
318. city’s churches, turn
319.
320. on the gallows half
321. the city’s churches, turn the
322. hallowed Rat into
323.
324. the city’s churches,
325. turn the hallowed Rat into
326. a trendy bistro,
327.
328. city’s churches, turn
329. the hallowed Rat into a
330. trendy bistro, and
331.
332. turn the hallowed Rat
333. into a trendy bistro,
334. and erect temples
335.
336. into a trendy
337. bistro, and erect temples
338. to the Golden Calf
339.
340. erect temples to
341. the Golden Calf of Commerce
342. in every last
343.
344. to the Golden Calf
345. of Commerce in every
346. last nook of Harvard
347.
348. the Golden Calf of
349. Commerce in every last
350. nook of Harvard Square,
351.
352. every last nook
353. of Harvard Square, the Huns have
354. planted a cloying
355.
356. of Harvard Square, the
357. Huns have planted a cloying
358. little Hollywood
359.
360. Huns have planted a
361. cloying little Hollywood
362. hothouse orchid in
363.
364. planted a cloying
365. little Hollywood hothouse
366. orchid in the soil
367.
368. a cloying little
369. Hollywood hothouse orchid
370. in the soil of the
371.
372. Hollywood hothouse
373. orchid in the soil of the
374. city: LuxLash, which
375.
376. orchid in the soil
377. of the city: LuxLash, which
378. purports to be the
379.
380. in the soil of the
381. city: LuxLash, which purports
382. to be the nation’s
383.
384. soil of the city:
385. LuxLash, which purports to be
386. the nation’s first lash
387.
388. city: LuxLash, which
389. purports to be the nation’s
390. first lash and brow spa
391.
392. LuxLash, which purports
393. to be the nation’s first lash
394. and brow spa cruel
395.
396. which purports to be
397. the nation’s first lash and brow
398. spa cruel eyes, framed
399.
400. purports to be the
401. nation’s first lash and brow spa
402. cruel eyes, framed with
403.
404. the nation’s first lash
405. and brow spa cruel eyes, framed
406. with long, fluttering
407.
408. and brow spa cruel
409. eyes, framed with long, fluttering
410. lashes of mink and
411.
412. spa cruel eyes, framed
413. with long, fluttering lashes
414. of mink and diamonds.
415.
416. with long, fluttering
417. lashes of mink and diamonds.
418. lifted its ban on
419.
420. fluttering lashes
421. of mink and diamonds. lifted
422. its ban on gays in
423.
424. of mink and diamonds.
425. lifted its ban on gays in
426. the military,
427.
428. lifted its ban on
429. gays in the military,
430. the Royal Navy
431.
432. ban on gays in the
433. military, the Royal
434. Navy has begun
435.
436. Navy has begun
437. actively encouraging
438. them to enlist and
439.
440. encouraging them
441. to enlist and has pledged to
442. make life easier
443.
444. enlist and has pledged
445. to make life easier when
446. they do recruiting
447.
448. make life easier
449. when they do recruiting and
450. retaining gay men
451.
452. retaining gay men
453. and lesbians advertise
454. for recruits in gay
455.
456. men and lesbians
457. advertise for recruits in
458. gay magazines and
459.
460. for recruits in gay
461. magazines and newspapers
462. "rum, sodomy, and
463.
464. gay magazines and
465. newspapers "rum, sodomy,
466. and the lash" appears
467.
468. "rum, sodomy, and
469. the lash" appears to be the
470. Royal Navy's new
471.
472. the Royal Navy's
473. new official attitude
474. toward what future
475.
476. attitude toward
477. what future British tars are
478. expected to be
479.
480. toward what future
481. British tars are expected
482. to be engaged in
483.
484. what future British
485. tars are expected to be
486. engaged in below
487.
488. tars are expected
489. to be engaged in below
490. decks seeing things in
491.
492. are expected to
493. be engaged in below decks
494. seeing things in the
495.
496. to be engaged in
497. below decks seeing things in
498. the pirate mind that
499.
500. below decks seeing
501. things in the pirate mind that
502. are not apparent
503.
504. in the pirate mind
505. that are not apparent to
506. other observers.
507.
508. are not apparent
509. to other observers. He
510. attempts to bolster
511.
512. sodomites who
513. attracted much prurient
514. attention ashore
515.
516. tantalizingly
517. implicit and repressed No
518. boy or woman is
519.
520. No boy or woman
521. is to be allowed amongst
522. them’ the pirate’s sex
523.
524. boy or woman is
525. to be allowed amongst them’
526. the pirate’s sex life
527.
528. them’ the pirate’s sex
529. life remains uncontrolled by
530. any pirate rules
531.
532. remains uncontrolled
533. by any pirate rules if
534. at any time you
535.
536. by any pirate
537. rules if at any time you
538. meet with a prudent
539.
540. pirate rules if at
541. any time you meet with a
542. prudent woman, that
543.
544. rules if at any
545. time you meet with a prudent
546. woman, that man that
547.
548. at any time you
549. meet with a prudent woman,
550. that man that offers
551.
552. any time you meet
553. with a prudent woman, that
554. man that offers to
555.
556. time you meet with a
557. prudent woman, that man that
558. offers to meddle
559.
560. meet with a prudent
561. woman, that man that offers
562. to meddle with her,
563.
564. prudent woman, that
565. man that offers to meddle
566. with her, without her
567.
568. woman, that man that
569. offers to meddle with her,
570. without her consent,
571.
572. man that offers to
573. meddle with her, without her
574. consent, shall suffer
575.
576. offers to meddle
577. with her, without her consent,
578. shall suffer present
579.
580. with her, without her
581. consent, shall suffer present
582. death If any shall
583.
584. without her consent,
585. shall suffer present death If
586. any shall go on
587.
588. consent, shall suffer
589. present death If any shall
590. go on board of a
591.
592. shall suffer present
593. death If any shall go on
594. board of a prize and
595.
596. suffer present death
597. If any shall go on board
598. of a prize and meet
599.
600. shall go on board of
601. a prize and meet with any
602. Gentlewoman or
603.
604. a prize and meet with
605. any Gentlewoman or
606. Lady of Honour
607.
608. and meet with any
609. Gentlewoman or Lady
610. of Honour and should
611.
612. Gentlewoman or
613. Lady of Honour and should
614. force them against their
615.
616. Lady of Honour
617. and should force them against their
618. will to lye with them
619.
620. Honour and should force
621. them against their will to lye
622. with them shall suffer
623.
624. should force them against
625. their will to lye with them shall
626. suffer death. almost
627.
628. against their will to
629. lye with them shall suffer death.
630. almost explicit
631.
632. suffer death. almost
633. explicit homoerotic
634. desire does seem
635.
636. desire does seem
637. rather superficial to
638. look only for the
639.
640. or indeed rugby
641. players. Friendship, mateship,
642. peer competition
643.
644. behaviour, lust
645. for money, adventure, drink
646. (and indeed women)
647.
648. necessarily
649. homoerotic managed to
650. solve the riddle of
651.
652. his claim “that once the
653. hatches to the pirates’ holds
654. are opened a crack,
655.
656. the hatches to the
657. pirates’ holds are opened a
658. crack, ‘reality’
659.
660. pirate history
661. and fiction can be explored
662. rum, sodomy and
663.
664. and fiction can be
665. explored rum, sodomy and
666. the lash...in the AM
667.
668. can be explored rum,
669. sodomy and the lash...in
670. the AM so, Tommy
671.
672. sodomy and the
673. lash...in the AM so, Tommy
674. and tania and Greg
675.
676. the AM so, Tommy
677. and tania and Greg and I
678. spontaneously
679.
680. and tania and Greg
681. and I spontaneously
682. just sang the theme to
683.
684. spookification
685. of our hosts Possibly
686. Huge Pimp Your Poem
687.
688. Possibly Huge Pimp
689. Your Poem What the Hell is
690. Up With Your Author
691.
692. Huge Pimp Your Poem
693. What the Hell is Up With Your
694. Author Photo? Rum,
695.
696. What the Hell is Up
697. With Your Author Photo? Rum,
698. Sodomy The Lash
699.
700. Up With Your Author
701. Photo? Rum, Sodomy The
702. Lash Ron is Ron Drunk
703.
704. Your Author Photo?
705. Rum, Sodomy The Lash Ron
706. is Ron Drunk Bunnies
707.
708. Author Photo? Rum,
709. Sodomy The Lash Ron is
710. Ron Drunk Bunnies Stone
711.
712. Rum, Sodomy The
713. Lash Ron is Ron Drunk Bunnies
714. Stone Cold Poetry
715.
716. Lash Ron is Ron Drunk
717. Bunnies Stone Cold Poetry
718. Bitches Infested
719.
720. is Ron Drunk Bunnies
721. Stone Cold Poetry Bitches
722. Infested Waters
723.
724. cartoon cold contest
725. david lehman magazine
726. new pirate pirate
727.
728. pirate cartoon gay
729. I will probably erase
730. your comments. I don't
731.
732. probably erase
733. your comments. I don't give a
734. fuck Bode Miller is
735.
736. comments. I don't give
737. a fuck Bode Miller is as
738. sexy as bacon
739.
740. I don't give a fuck
741. Bode Miller is as sexy
742. as bacon on dick
743.
744. don't give a fuck Bode
745. Miller is as sexy as
746. bacon on dick Got
747.
748. a fuck Bode Miller
749. is as sexy as bacon
750. on dick Got a point
751.
752. fuck Bode Miller is
753. as sexy as bacon on
754. dick Got a point thar
755.
756. Bode Miller is as
757. sexy as bacon on dick
758. Got a point thar When's
759.
760. is as sexy as
761. bacon on dick Got a point
762. thar When's the shotput?
763.
764. sexy as bacon
765. on dick Got a point thar When's
766. the shotput? I like
767.
768. bacon on dick Got
769. a point thar When's the shotput?
770. I like pillow on
771.